Monday, January 1, 2018

Special Deliveries

WHITE PEOPLE'S RACISM MESSAGE #1 (Roman J. Israel, Esq): "Listen, please stop worshiping the civil rights leaders of the past. Even though they did vital, maybe even great work for the time they were in, they were still very flawed, very BLACK individuals who were not worth praising. The world has moved on, and left them FAR behind. It's better to just get over the past and move forward to a bright new post-racial world. We can't do that by idolizing racist old Black activists who no longer have a place, but only by compromise. You just have to accept that poverty and the criminal element is the unfortunate reality of being African-American. It just is, and the better we can all accept that fact -- and accept that without working for us kind-hearted and well-meaning whites -- you don't have any kind of chance of staying off the streets and sleeping in a gutter. You'll just have to understand that there is an acceptable number of Blacks who must be eaten up by the natural order of things, and that many HAVE to go to prison forever just to keep our economy going. They give up their worthless Black criminal lives so that GOOD Americans can live full and well.  Stop looking to the figures behind you and trust us whites to take over the progress from here. Here's the two-time Academy Award winning actor, and pillar of the African-American community DENZEL WASHINGTON!!! to explain it to you in your own vernacular. May White Jesus® bless you."

WHITE PEOPLE'S RACISM MESSAGE #2 (Bright): "Racism has nothing to do with us white people, and it's certainly not 'systemic' in our post-racial society.  That's absurd. The past is the past, and WE'VE moved on. When will you? When will YOU learn to move on, Black people? You see, we no longer see color since we've now embraced the fact that The Only Race is the Human Race. The only racism that exists is the racism that Blacks keep in their hearts by holding on to grudges and resentments from wrongs (were they really 'wrong' though? #AgreeToDisagree) that haven't been enacted in our society for decades or even centuries. Racism is all in your head, and as soon as YOU let the past go and learn how to forgive us whites from old naughtiness, and turn the other cheek when our precious & vulnerable mentally ill whites accidentally shoots a (probably criminal) Black person in a church or whatever, then racism can finally die, and our nation can be great once again. Here's the multiple Academy Award and Golden Globe nominated, Grammy award winning artist, and pillar of the African-American community WILL SMITH!!! to explain it to you in a way you can better relate to. May the very White Jesus® show you the way."

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